OK—I understood (I’m Lying) yesterday why it was taking so long to calculate the results of the of the Texas Caucus, and why it was still at 41%. Today, however, I’m about to just have a stroke. I’m simply as piss’d-off as castrated rapist.

I mean…I understand that they have problems—but good God, fix ‘em already.

As it stands now, Obama has 56%, while Clinton has 44%. If these results hold-up—which history tells me they usually do—then Obama, and not Clinton, would get the most delegates from Texas.

Which essentially means that Obama would be the actual ‘winner’ of Texas!

The talking heads this week are talking about ‘momentum’ (whatever the hell that means…?—’to be currently winning’?). If these results hold, Obama should be the one carrying the ‘bullshit’ ‘momentum’ into the next contest, *Pennsylvania.*

*Edit—Apparently, there is a caucus in Wyoming on Saturday.*