So, yes—I saw the new Indiana Jones movie. If you can’t tell by the title, I wasn’t all too thrilled by the it. It seemed as if the spirit of cinema was raped for the sake of profit. After it was raped, it was deep-fried, sugar-coated and served with ice cream to please all the little children — all of whom, and I’m pretty sure of this, are unable to truely understand the ‘complexity’ of the othe Indiana Jones films; that includes the Yound Indiana Jones films, which have been seen worldwide by about ten people.
In other news, which I’m going to call “the bullshit that is sending this country straight to hell.”
The FDA has stated that Meat and Dairy products from cloned animals is safe. Ok—bullshit.
You may be unaware of this, but nature has created a way for us to produce new livestock.
It goes like this:
Bull: Hey, Hun… How you doin’?
Cow: I do declare: who is this handsome bull talkin’ to me?
Bull: Hey, Hun… I think we should fuck, but just a little.
Cow: I don’t know: all the other cows think you should wait till marriage.
Bull: Come on, Honey: you really gonna listen to that crap?
Cow: Ok — but just a little bit….
some months later…
Cow: Hey, Frankie. I got some news for ya.
Bull: yeah, what is it?
Cow: I’m pregnant.
Bull: Umm, yeah, I’m gonna go over to the other pasture: they say it’s greener over there.
The End.
As you can see, nature hath clearly created a natural pathway to create new life: it isn’t cloning.
