I’m Eliyahu ben Moshe, and I became a legally recognised “citizen” of these United States——at the age of zero——on the 14th of November, 1985. I was born in Hendersonville, Tennessee.
I died on the 25th of December, 2039 in Nashville, Tennessee at the age of 54 from a heart attack (I guess I should have laid off the mayo).
I was a famous novelist, playwright, poet, and an occasional philosopher. However, I dedicated most of my time to my literature. Here are some of my famous works:
How to Fly (novel)
The Strange Sequences (novel)
The Citizen (play)
Checkmate for Piano in E Flat (play)
Für Korporata (novel)
And don’t call me “Elijah” ~~ it fucking pisses me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But you MAY call me Eli, if you wish.
March 6, 2008 at 2:12 am