Once upon a time in a French village, there lived a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood; she was called that because she always wore a bright red hood to cover her ugly face, because when she was a wee girl, a squirrel attacked her. One day, Little Red Riding Hood was sitting at home until her mother asked her to take some butter over to her grandmother’s house.
“Would you take this pale of butter to Grandma?” asked Little Red’s mother.
“Why should I? She always tells me that I’m ugly, and that I should kill myself,” replied Little Red.
“Because I said so, and besides, Grandma is right, you are an ugly little shit,” replied Little Red’s mother.
So then, Little Red heads off into the forest, and about halfway to Grandma’s house, she is stopped by a wolf.
“Where are you going Little Red? Looks like you’re going to Grandma’s house,” said the wolf.
“Yeah, I’m going to Grandma’s house, but I’m scared that she is going to beat me again,” replied Little Red.
“Well, if you fuck me, then I will kill her for you,” said the wolf.
“What!? I don’t wanna fuck you. You’re a wolf,” replied Little Red.
“I’ll tell you what, if you suck my dick then I will turn into a beautiful prince, and you shall once again be gorgeous, and then, I will kill Grandma,” replied the wolf.
“Okay, I’ll do it,” replied Little Red.
Then suddenly the wolf turned into a handsome prince who was hung like a horse; Little Red then began to perform oral sex on the prince, and after Little Red had finished swallowing, she became beautiful, the most beautiful creature upon the earth. Then Little Red and the prince gracefully walked to Grandma’s house and killed Grandma.
The End
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