1. DON’T call me Elijah! It’s ELIYAHU (pro: Eli-yahoo)

2. This is my blogsite! I write whatever the fuck I want; whenever the fuck I want.

3. The Cleveland Browns are the BEST team in the NFL; thou SHALL NOT make fun of them!

4. The Preds are the BEST team in the NHL; thou SHALL NOT make fun of them!

5. Steelers SUCK!!!

6. Ravens SUCK!!!

7. Red Wings SUCK!!!

8. MLB SUCKS!!!

9. I don’t give a flying fuck about Don Imus!!!

10. Spam isn’t KOSHER, and it is not wanted here!!!

11. Love is banished forthwith from this blog under pain of death!

12. No Messies/J4Js. Your comments will be considered spam, and as such, subject to deletion.

13.  If you have questions feel free to ask them.