Synthetic Press — Fabricated News for Genuine Idiots
Eliyahu ben Moshe, Editor-in-Chief
Jorge Aardvarke, Contributor
Darth Sargon——Dark Lord of the Sith, Contributor
Dr. Paul the Orangutan, Contributor
Dr. Paul is a Bornean Orangutan form the Island of Borneo. Dr. Paul Earned his PhD in Economics from Princeton University in 1995.
Harold Ringwater, opinion writer
Harold Ringwater is the Grand Wizard of the Progressive Klansmen in Royalville, Alabama. The Progressive Klansmen exist to create a LGBT friendly KKK. Harold is a Homosexual, Racist, Anti-Semitic, and Anti-Catholic asshole. Harold is also an opinion writer for the Synthetic Press.
Disclaimer: The opinions of Harold Ringwater do NOT reflect the opinions of the Synthetic Press, Eliyahu ben Moshe, or this site. In fact, we at the Synthetic Press suggest you laugh at him.
